Laffy Taffy Cabin, Alcove A3

[icecoldfrost]

When it came down to it, Emma was bored. There was only so much sitting quietly and playing nicely that she was capable of the in the first place, and she'd used most of it up the first fourteen years of her life, trying to be perfect for Winston.

Which is how the germ of an idea started tickling inside her head, and why Emma was in her alcove, pecking away at her Blackberry and haphazardly shoving items in a bag. It was devious and sneaky, and might actually work. Now she just needed to work out the timezone difference to make sure she didn't arrive too early, and her evil plan would be complete.

[OOC: Open alcove!]

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[glacial_queen]

"He could if he just didn't get undressed," Karla said, following Emma's unspoken line of reasoning. "Maybe he just convinces them all he's a better lover when clad in a shirt and tie."

Not that Karla had ever thought about anything like that.

[icecoldfrost]

"Or maybe they're the ones wearing the tie," Emma retorted slyly. A tie could become a blindfold, after all.

And really, she just wanted to see how badly Karla would blush at the suggestion.

[glacial_queen]

Oh, look! This was Karla doing a good impression of a fire engine. Not that she was allowed to say anything, mind, as she enjoyed doing the same thing to Ben.

"I wouldn't, if I were them," she blurted. "I'd want to be able to look!"

HE WAS PRETTY, DAMMIT.

[icecoldfrost]

"Karla!" Emma was just going to start laughing at the expression on her face, thanks. "Wicked, wicked, wicked."

"Do I need to go over the birds and the bees talk with you, or do we remember all that from your witchy-training?"

[glacial_queen]

"Birds and bees?" Karla asked, confused. "What the Hell does that have to do with anything?"

Was Warren the bird? Did that mean Karla was a bee? Was this like Dinah's explanation about the goldfish?

[icecoldfrost]

"It's an expression, darling. About what happens when boys and girls decide to give each other Special Hugs with their clothes off."

Emma was possibly enjoying this far too much.

[glacial_queen]

Whereas Karla was looking around for something to throw at Emma. Though not at Emma's head as she was clearly still quite damaged.

"Gee, no, Auntie Emma!" Karla said, eyes wide. "I forget everything that comes after, 'after a male and a female love each other very much!'"

[icecoldfrost]

"You've already got it wrong," Emma pointed out. "It's 'after two people find each other sexually attractive...'"

Emma adored Alex, now, but she'd barely known him the first few times they slept together.

[glacial_queen]

"Right!" Karla sighed. "See, I've forgotten so much already!" Whatever would she do without Emma's wisdom?

"Though if I was only waiting for that..." She shook her head. "I could already be telling you about blindfolds and feathers."

[icecoldfrost]

"Oh, I don't need instruction." Flail, Karla, flail. "Do you need me to give you notes?"

[glacial_queen]

"Sure! I can whip them out and double-check them at opportune times during our date," Karla said, snickering.

Karla kept thinking that one day, she could beat Emma at her own game.

Be more delusional, Karla.