Laffy Taffy Cabin, Alcove A3

[icecoldfrost]

When it came down to it, Emma was bored. There was only so much sitting quietly and playing nicely that she was capable of the in the first place, and she'd used most of it up the first fourteen years of her life, trying to be perfect for Winston.

Which is how the germ of an idea started tickling inside her head, and why Emma was in her alcove, pecking away at her Blackberry and haphazardly shoving items in a bag. It was devious and sneaky, and might actually work. Now she just needed to work out the timezone difference to make sure she didn't arrive too early, and her evil plan would be complete.

[OOC: Open alcove!]

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[glacial_queen]

"He's picking me up at the cabins," Karla recited dutifully, "He owes me fabulous lunches forever, because I spent a while scritching his feathers when he was molting, so...infinite? If we were serious about that?"

She laughed. "And shouldn't the inquisition be based on the naughty thoughts he has about me and not the other way around? Assuming he has them, I mean. Naughty thoughts. About me."

[icecoldfrost]

"Well, I need to test his reaction to the idea of you having naughty thoughts about him," she pointed out. "I rather assume he's having naughty thoughts about you, darling."

He was, after all, a boy, and Karla was quite pretty.

[glacial_queen]

"So how much detail are you looking for to go into, here?" Karla asked, shooting Emma an amuses--if suspicious--glance.

[icecoldfrost]

"You can just start talking, and I can tell you when I've heard enough?" Emma suggested. "Don't worry about TMI."

She could always use it for blackmail later.

[glacial_queen]

"Don't think I don't know that you'll hold whatever I say over my head," Karla muttered.

"Honestly though--" since a little thing like that wasn't about to stop Karla from gossiping with Emma anyway, "--I keep think about straddling his lap and kissing him," she admitted. Her voice was steady, but she couldn't help herself from blushing. Stupid fair skin. "And I like his wings...either enfolding us or sometimes, umm, using feathers to tickle?"

[icecoldfrost]

"Karla!" Emma was delighted. "Wicked! You've been thinking about this!"

Emma was so proud.

[glacial_queen]

"Mother Night, Emma, I'm a virgin, not blind!" Karla said with a laugh. "Besides, have you seen him with his shirt off? It's kind of hard not to have those thoughts."

[icecoldfrost]

"If I admit to having those thoughts, you might trip me with Craft at a bad moment," Emma pointed out, "Or chill my coffee or something equally horrible."

"But I'm not blind either, darling."

[glacial_queen]

"I think I can handle a little bit of agreement," Karla said, trying not to grin too much. "I don't mind my friends thinking that I have a date with a very attractive male."

[icecoldfrost]

"Then this would be the time to tell you that I kissed him at a kissing booth, and he did a respectable job," Emma laughed, winking at Karla. "And I got a dance with a different-him in my world, once."

[glacial_queen]

Karla couldn't be jealous about that; for one thing, she was far too eager for details. "Speak!" she said, pointing at Emma. "I need details. How respectable? And when did you get to dance with him? Was he identical to this-Warren?"

[icecoldfrost]

Emma laughed, and showed Karla a a glimpse of her chatting with a Warren Worthington the III before Jono had gotten her to pay attention to him.

"I think the similarities are rather astounding, don't you agree?"

[glacial_queen]

"Emma, are you flirting?" Karla asked, laughing. "I wonder if this Warren has any better idea of what is about to hit him than our Warren would."

She studied the image again. "My--rather, this Warren is handsomer,' she declared. "This was looks a lot more worldly."

[icecoldfrost]

"He is. A bit of a playboy, if the rumors are true, but I doubt they are. I'm sure he can sweep a girl off her feet, but I doubt he's taken any of them to bed." Wings were, after all, hard to hide when shirtless.

[glacial_queen]

"He could if he just didn't get undressed," Karla said, following Emma's unspoken line of reasoning. "Maybe he just convinces them all he's a better lover when clad in a shirt and tie."

Not that Karla had ever thought about anything like that.

[icecoldfrost]

"Or maybe they're the ones wearing the tie," Emma retorted slyly. A tie could become a blindfold, after all.

And really, she just wanted to see how badly Karla would blush at the suggestion.

[glacial_queen]

Oh, look! This was Karla doing a good impression of a fire engine. Not that she was allowed to say anything, mind, as she enjoyed doing the same thing to Ben.

"I wouldn't, if I were them," she blurted. "I'd want to be able to look!"

HE WAS PRETTY, DAMMIT.

[icecoldfrost]

"Karla!" Emma was just going to start laughing at the expression on her face, thanks. "Wicked, wicked, wicked."

"Do I need to go over the birds and the bees talk with you, or do we remember all that from your witchy-training?"

[glacial_queen]

"Birds and bees?" Karla asked, confused. "What the Hell does that have to do with anything?"

Was Warren the bird? Did that mean Karla was a bee? Was this like Dinah's explanation about the goldfish?

[icecoldfrost]

"It's an expression, darling. About what happens when boys and girls decide to give each other Special Hugs with their clothes off."

Emma was possibly enjoying this far too much.

[glacial_queen]

Whereas Karla was looking around for something to throw at Emma. Though not at Emma's head as she was clearly still quite damaged.

"Gee, no, Auntie Emma!" Karla said, eyes wide. "I forget everything that comes after, 'after a male and a female love each other very much!'"

[icecoldfrost]

"You've already got it wrong," Emma pointed out. "It's 'after two people find each other sexually attractive...'"

Emma adored Alex, now, but she'd barely known him the first few times they slept together.

[glacial_queen]

"Right!" Karla sighed. "See, I've forgotten so much already!" Whatever would she do without Emma's wisdom?

"Though if I was only waiting for that..." She shook her head. "I could already be telling you about blindfolds and feathers."

[icecoldfrost]

"Oh, I don't need instruction." Flail, Karla, flail. "Do you need me to give you notes?"

[glacial_queen]

"Sure! I can whip them out and double-check them at opportune times during our date," Karla said, snickering.

Karla kept thinking that one day, she could beat Emma at her own game.

Be more delusional, Karla.